Sunday, August 3, 2008

Mosleygasm: Woman E Only Wanted To Blackmail Mosley, Got Mouthful Of White Male Instead

Since the whole Mosleygasm started back in March, there has been a lot of talk about who was behind the whole plot to discredit Max for his Fuhrer-styled fornication of the Third Reich. Was it Ron Dennis in an attempt to get revenge after the spy scandal? Was it Bernie trying to get Max thrown out for personal gains? No on both counts.

Actually, it was just a greedy hooker and her trench-coated covert husband just trying to make a few extra bucks.

It seems that Woman E, as she has been labeled by the press and the courts, was just a little hard up for cash and wanted to take advantage of her position. So, because of all this, Max is going to be going to court for the next year or two, wasting time, and not focusing on bigger issues.

Hungary 2008: The Flying Finn Takes The Win

So, your name is Heikki Kovalainen, and all year you have been compared to your team mate and told you were number two in the eyes of the team. How do you come back from that? Well, you just wait for the Ferrari driven by Senor Massa to blow up on the third last lap of the race and take the win like any normal Finn would do.

In all fairness, Heikki drove a pretty brilliant race. He was consistent throughout which eventually paid off. So, congrats to the young Finn on his first ever career win and his second podium finish of the year.

But, the big news of the race was the number of fires happening in the pits. Under FIA regulations, all fuel refilling hardware, nozzle and repository included, are strictly controlled in that they are not allowed to be modified by the teams in any way. The catch is there were three separate incidents of fire in the pits during the race due to the refueling rigs. All refueling hardware is made by the same company which is contracted by the FIA. So, we will have to wait and see what the FIA will do about this.

[Photo credit: Formula1.com]

Top Gear: Episodes Hit Gran Turismo TV, Gamers Rejoice

If you are a fan of Top Gear or Fifth Gear, and live on the wrong side of the pond, then you probably have heard of FinalGear. The folks over at the site everything BBC and car related are reporting that Top Gear episodes have hit Gran Turismo TV on the Playstation 3. In addition to the Top Gear test track being available in the game when it is fully released, some episodes from Season 6 of the show are now available for rent.

For more information, hit up FinalGear, and buy a shirt while you are there.